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Jokes and Riddles

Tuesday, October 25, 2011 06:52
Total Jokes: 612   Jokes Viewed Per Page: 15 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 41
Name Jokes
552) sierrah  Male
Location:
north carolina
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Saturday, June 17, 2006 20:07 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so fat she walked down the street with a yellow shirt on &eyerybody yells bus

The Punchline:
smile razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) wink
551) sk8er_girl13  Male
aly_nicie_alb@yahoo#@*%!
Location:
colorado
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006 16:27 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car!!!

The Punchline:
now THAT'S a joke, lol eek! big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) smile cool wink razz (stick out tongue) smile
550) Chelbo  Male
chelseykins@aim#@*%!
Location:
alabama
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 21:03 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
yo momma is so hairy she has to go to the barber shop to get the goatee around her ankles trimmed.

The Punchline:
ohhhhh.........gross
549) QueenB  Male
Location:
Long Beach, California
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Friday, April 14, 2006 19:03 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mama is so short that when she sits on the curb her legs swing.

The Punchline:
Wow thats short! eek!
548) sporty Grrl  Male
Location:
Huntsville Alabama
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Friday, April 7, 2006 18:56 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mamma is so stupid when i saw her pouring out gas i asked her what is all that gas for? Its for my car of course!

The Punchline:
I said ,"you dont have a car!" yo mamma said "oh!!" HAHAHA!!! big grin smile smile cool razz (stick out tongue) wink razz (stick out tongue)
547) Sporty Grrl  Male
Location:
Huntsville Alabama
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Friday, April 7, 2006 18:51 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
one day i saw your momma outside and i asked ,"what are you doing with that skateboard?" she said i am throwing out my old cowch!

The Punchline:
eek! cool embarrassment smile frown wink big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) smile confused #@*%! razz (stick out tongue) wink

magan Thursday, November 8, 2007 22:30
so!!!!well ur mamma soo poor that one day she was kicking a can and i asked what r u doin she said moving~~~~~~no beat dem jokes!! smile
546) yetay  Male
Location:
jy
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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 19:34 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
y did the nose cross the road?

The Punchline:
:) because people were picking on himsmile
545) Amanda8410  Male
Amanda8410@yahoo#@*%!
Location:
Liberty Texas
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Friday, March 31, 2006 14:39 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
What did Tigger say when he looked in the toilet?

The Punchline:
Pooohhhh! roll eyes (sarcastic)
544) bob  Male
Location:
MI
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 20:32 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
1 day their were 2 men eating a 3 muskateer 4 their breack 5 till 6 789 muskteers and left 10 how manny were left?:-)

The Punchline:
20 of course
543) bill  Male
Location:
mi
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 20:25 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
whats grater than god, eviler than the devil, rich people need it, poor people have it?

The Punchline:
:) nothing :) :P
542) Leah  Male
leahroni@charter#@*%!
Location:
CA
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Saturday, March 25, 2006 18:44 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
One day a lady#@*%!es hme to her husband and says T.G.I.F. Then he says S.H.I.T. The lady tells him Thank God It's Friday! Then the man says Sorry Honey It's Thursday!

The Punchline:
the lady thought it was friday when it was really thursday! big grin smile
541) 50  Male
Location:
ny
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Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:29 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
y couldnt the ckicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
cuz he had a piece of gum on his foot
540) nelly  Male
Location:
austria
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Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:23 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
once there was a blonde. she went to a electricity store. she told the clerk i want that t.v. the clerk said we dont sell it to blondes. the next day she put on a black wig and told him the same and he said the same back.the next day she wore a bru#@*%!te wig and told the clerk i want that t.v. the clerk said we dont sell it to blondes and she said how did u know i was blonde? he said this isnt a t.v. its a microwave

The Punchline:
blondes r dddduuummmmmmbbbbbbb

blondie Wednesday, November 22, 2006 20:11
i am a blonde and at the top of my class and whole scl so shut the heck up! smile
539) Dakota is stupid  Male
Location:
Rogers Arkinsas
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Saturday, March 25, 2006 09:44 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
why did 6 hate 7?

The Punchline:
cause 7 ate 9. big grin embarrassment smile wink smile confused eek! cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! razz (stick out tongue) frown razz (stick out tongue) wink
538) Sporty Grrl  Male
Location:
Huntsville Alabama
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Friday, March 24, 2006 09:57 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a mother and three daughters one daughter was named Lily,Lily asked her mom ,why is my name Lily? cause a lily dropped on your head when you were born. The second one , Drul was her name,asked her mom, Why is my name drule ? cause when you were born drule fell on you. The last one was named hevey brick,she asked her mom hjsfgffgffrhjfb?(why is my name hevey brick?) mom said I dont understand !!!!

The Punchline:
you cant understand Hevey Brick cause she had a hevey brick fall on her head!!! big grin razz (stick out tongue) smile eek! smile confused
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