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The Joke or Riddle:
Yo momma so fat that state patrol made her wear a sign saying, "CAUTION! WIDE LOAD!"
The Punchline: SHE SO FAT
611)
nicholas hokman
deewats@hotmail.com
Location:
california
The Joke or Riddle:
your mama is so stupid she put makeup on her head
The Punchline:
just to makeup her mind
610)
BOOGER#9
The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT DID EVERYBODY SAY WHEN GRANDMA WORE A LIGHT BROWN DRESS WITH RED AND GREEN POLKA DOTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
The Punchline:
COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!
609)
andre a
aldapaman@mail.com
Location:
or
The Joke or Riddle:
your momma so dumd she brought a spoon to the super bowl
The Punchline:
608)
D Man
The Joke or Riddle:
ur mamma is so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls off both sides
The Punchline:
607)
noah
jmhicks5456@bellsouth.net
Location:
georgia
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
The Punchline:
STUCK!
606)
angel5200
angrl5200@yahoo.com
Location:
CA
The Joke or Riddle:
If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
The Punchline:
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Bird
The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
The Punchline:
Because it died
604)
chantel
Location:
chester
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the teacher bring a ballon to school? so the kids see that they are have a pop qize
The Punchline:
hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
603)
Beckyboo
The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mommas so fat, when she gets on the scales they say 'to be continued.' Yo mommas so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard. Yo mommas so fat, when she jumped into a swimming pool it rained in Africa. Yo mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mommas so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
The Punchline:
602)
bethany coyne
Location:
scotland port glasgow
The Joke or Riddle:
how do u make lady gaga cry = poker face. how do u entertain lady gaga = just dance.
The Punchline: i made them jokes up . cool isnt it.
601)
nancy
The Joke or Riddle:
Your mama is so stupid that when she put toilet paper on the tv she thought she had paper view.
The Punchline:
600)
sadie
Location:
pa
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so hairy when she was at the zoo the zookeeper put her in the gorilla cage.
The Punchline:
599)
sadie
Location:
Pa
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so fat when she went in to the sea a whale started to sing we are family even know you are a little fatter me! ha ha ha
The Punchline:
598)
niki
nikiiscool@aim.com
Location:
olando
The Joke or Riddle:
why was the 6 afraid of 7 ? caz 7 8 9 ! lmfaooooo !