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Monday, December 22, 2014 05:31
Total Jokes: 612   Jokes Viewed Per Page: 15 [1] 2 3 ... 41
Name Jokes
612) Tyler 
hummerrunner25@gmail.com
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 20:07 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo momma so fat that state patrol made her wear a sign saying, "CAUTION! WIDE LOAD!"

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) confused confused eek! eek! embarrassment smile smile frown frown big grin frown wink razz (stick out tongue) roll eyes (sarcastic) confused eek! cool big grin razz (stick out tongue) embarrassment smile frown wink SHE SO FAT
611) nicholas hokman 
deewats@hotmail.com
Location:
california
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Thursday, January 21, 2010 22:32 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
your mama is so stupid she put makeup on her head

The Punchline:
just to makeup her mind
610) BOOGER#9 
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Monday, January 18, 2010 00:13 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT DID EVERYBODY SAY WHEN GRANDMA WORE A LIGHT BROWN DRESS WITH RED AND GREEN POLKA DOTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE?

The Punchline:
COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!
609) andre a 
aldapaman@mail.com
Location:
or
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Thursday, December 3, 2009 16:12 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
your momma so dumd she brought a spoon to the super bowl

The Punchline:
#@*%! #@*%! #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic)
608) D Man  Male
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Saturday, November 28, 2009 21:32 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
ur mamma is so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls off both sides

The Punchline:
big grin smile wink razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue)
607) noah 
jmhicks5456@bellsouth.net
Location:
georgia
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 16:15 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

The Punchline:
STUCK!
606) angel5200 
angrl5200@yahoo.com
Location:
CA
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Sunday, November 15, 2009 15:37 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

The Punchline:
smile smile big grin big grin
605) Bird 
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Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:46 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

The Punchline:
Because it died razz (stick out tongue)
604) chantel 
Location:
chester
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Friday, August 28, 2009 17:13 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the teacher bring a ballon to school? so the kids see that they are have a pop qize

The Punchline:
hahahahahaha razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) hahahahahahahahaha confused
603) Beckyboo 
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Monday, May 25, 2009 10:10 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mommas so fat, when she gets on the scales they say 'to be continued.' Yo mommas so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard. Yo mommas so fat, when she jumped into a swimming pool it rained in Africa. Yo mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mommas so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

The Punchline:
smile wink big grin eek! confused razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic)
602) bethany coyne  Female
Location:
scotland port glasgow
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Sunday, May 17, 2009 16:20 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
how do u make lady gaga cry = poker face. how do u entertain lady gaga = just dance.

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) i made them jokes up . smile cool isnt it.
601) nancy 
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Thursday, January 8, 2009 03:50 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Your mama is so stupid that when she put toilet paper on the tv she thought she had paper view.

The Punchline:
wink smile confused
600) sadie 
Location:
pa
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Saturday, December 20, 2008 01:20 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so hairy when she was at the zoo the zookeeper put her in the gorilla cage.

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
599) sadie  Male
Location:
Pa
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Saturday, December 20, 2008 01:17 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so fat when she went in to the sea a whale started to sing we are family even know you are a little fatter me! ha ha ha

The Punchline:
big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin frown wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
598) niki 
nikiiscool@aim.com
Location:
olando
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Sunday, November 30, 2008 23:29 Write a comment Send E-mail

The Joke or Riddle:
why was the 6 afraid of 7 ? caz 7 8 9 ! lmfaooooo !

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) confused confused confused roll eyes (sarcastic) eek! #@*%! embarrassment cool cool cool embarrassment smile frown wink big grin roll eyes (sarcastic)
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